The
Critical Eye (Season 1)
Episode
2
The Stupid Takes Over
Youtube
You call them copycats, you call them imitators, you call them impersonators
or call them emulators
or even facsimile, mind you, your
vocabs can end but not these duplicates that are moving in herds on YouTube.
The largest
video sharing community, that elevates your knowledge and if you follow the
good, escalates your skills too, but what if you are flocking with the easy and
not so breezy groups. The makeup and
beauty community on YouTube that claims to specialize on product reviews,
makeup looks and hauls are actually the ones that are simply swarming the YouTube
without appending any real value to its audiences. Some popular although useless
scenarios that are prevalent on YouTube these days can be broken into different
categories.
The Haul
Herd
A total brainless show-off,
of what you are buying be it
Clothes,
Makeup,
Footwear,
Jewelry,
Sundry
items.
Except for the
people who really pass on important information when it comes to buying from
certain online sellers or a product that is actually worth buying or needs
attention,
The remaining or
infact majority of these haul videos seem useless or rather a vulgar display of
wealth. I was watching one such video thinking it might help me know the services
of a particular online seller from which this girl had purchased. But to my disappointment
all I could hear was cacophonies of the lace being on the collar, the slit
being on the left side, the buttons on the front and Dress being Black…(Are we
Blind? Go Get a life Girl) & Blah! Blah! Blah!
|
Hell Hauls |
There was everything
except any meaningful information on the seller. We do see the dress is black,
and we certainly see the collar, wakeup dumbo, it is a video and not a radio
that you are detailing out on things we are actually seeing. These videos only add
on the number and not WORTH!! I find lookbooks to be way better than the stupid
hauls where atleast the maker utilizes some brain by not detailing out the unnecessary
details of their haul. Horrendous use of valuable digital space……….YouTube
should ban such videos for sure.
Product
Reviews
Another category that
congregates with these rubbish people on YouTube, is the Product Review one. Although
I would not be that harsh on this group because there are some intelligent people
too who are a part of it, which gives me a breathing relief. Good reviews on
products that are costly or ambiguous bring in a thumbs up for those people.
HOWEVER THE
PROPORTION OF USEFUL TO USELESS IS STILL HIGH.
With a motive of
only adding number to their uploaded videos some blockheads rope in products
like daily use shampoo that have been for ages in the market or things widely known
as toothpicks. Don’t we know what is a toothpick or an ear bud, like seriously.
And then you have juggheads telling us what a toothpick is and how it is used. Amazing!!
Makeup
Looks
This is the most interesting
class of YouTubers who keep sliding in makeup videos, name them as Christmas
Look, and New year’s look without actually looking a point different. Ditto looks,
sometimes identical lipsticks also and still they call, it a smashing new look.
The viewers can be fooled once or twice but not all the time. Helpful makeup
videos and tutorials that seriously make the populace MAKEUP
LITERATE are
more than welcome because they are helping that stratum of the society that can’t
afford high-end makeup artists but still are keen on learning the tricks.
Any video that adds
and increases the skill, knowledge and learning of the viewer gets a thumbs up
from me but idiotic videos added only to pull on the numbers of videos one has,
is absolutely ridiculous and cluttering.
Vlogs
Latest to join the
brigade are the Vlogs. They are indeed hopeless and pathetic. The reason why I have
such a strong opinion about them is the fact, that Vlogs were first filmed to
share with people the scenic places and arts etc that everybody couldn’t reach
out to. But as time progressed people took the liberty of filming their restaurant
visits, or market visits where they Vloged as to what they shopping, how they
are shopping, what they are cooking for dinner, ask their dog to say hi!
YouTube, what they have ordered in a restaurant and tell others as to how yum
that is. Bull***t. like seriously people?.....if those are the kinds of Vlogs
you make please keep them to yourself.
No one is really interested
in knowing what you shop, what you ate, how you popped, how you are farting…………..for
heaven’s sake….just get your ass outta this YouTube world.
If you travel the
world, Vlog the places, the picturesque you come across, things that are
astounding and never see before, share them with the world. There are a lot of people
out there who cannot afford to travel like you do, or who cannot because of their
ill health, give those people awe!! Moments that will make your Vlogging really
worthwhile.
Rescue Yourself
If one girl says “like
so” the others will keep repeating it like mentals in their videos for hours whether
that makes any sense or not. If one will call a color pink-ISH then all other
fools will have everything ending with “ISH” no matter even if it like I am
feeling Poop-ISH. DUMHEADs…….certain gestures and sudden singing in between the
videos is a retarded trend that has plagued the You tubers.
Making a video interesting
is one thing but mimicking one style for all and overacting in every video is
another. But the worst that comes from these videos is the fact that there are
some retards’ out there who not only like those videos but also spill out
compliments for such foolish activities. It is this mutual thoughtless and
imprudent behaviour that leads to muddling of “WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER YOUTUBE”
into a stinking place.
|
Choose Your YouTuber Wisely!!! |
Episode 3
Excerpts-
Don’t forget to tune in with the coming episode of THE CRITICAL EYE that
tickles the psychology of FACEBOOK PICTURES.
No comments:
Post a Comment