From My Dear Diary, (Season 1)

From My Dear Diary, (Season 1)

 EPISODE 1 "The LIKING REALITY"

Dear Diary,

I am launching this avant-garde blog slice that shoots straight out of my Dear Diary!!

It’s not fancy,

It’s not manipulative,

It’s not scripted,

It’s not fiction, neither

It is a figment of my imagination.

It is what it is. What happened and what is happening,

The Bitter Truths,

The Sweet Confessions,

The Ugly Reality,

The Beautiful Gestures,

The Lost Soul,

The Recouped Memory,

This diary scoop is my own, what I see around and feel. This byte from my “dear diary” is that fraction, which braved up to be READ by YOU.

My Diary Scoop

6^th June 2015

Although I should have written about this long back when I started the promotion of my page but, more the days are going into it more I am getting surprises, shocks, amazements and disappointments’ from the populace known and unknown. I recently started my Facebook page that goes by the name CrazyDNA and that props up the readability and presence for my blog LionizedCOSMOS.

Absolutely excited and pumped about this venture I invited friends, I mean “Facebook friends” to like my page. (is that title friends alright?....we don’t even know each other, neither talk nor interested to talk….then why are they called friends? I am clueless, or if I may say it’s an easy escape….)

 Over 2800 people on my professional account list and about 350 people from my personal account, I invited them all. And lo & behold I received 5 likes to my page which stay put for more than 2 weeks, till I chose to take matter in my own hands. 5 likes, you kidding me, NO YOU ARE SHITTIN ME….

My existence resides on a planet of ironies and the biggest being the number of people or if I say in Facebook language, “FRIENDS” saw me launching this forum for “Creativity that DESERVES THE SPOTLIGHT “and then not once supporting me in appending pitch to my voice. I feel hoodwinked. But I won’t lose hope.

Just like a bowl of cooked and seasoned mixed vegetables, that hits the many flavours and textures in your mouth. Taking this comparison ahead I would say my experience with those people who spend hours and days hitting the LIKE BUTTON ON FACEBOOK PURPOSELESSLY felt like a bowl of rotten mixed veg.

LIKE MY PAGE...

While many many many people didn’t bother to like my page or give it a visit, there were others who by all means got my attention on a totally wrong note. I thought of making it a little more fun to read because the essence of it is itself very disheartening which I didn’t want to take over me, the next time I give my diary a read.  I will chop them into categories of four:-

n I ain’t your Mama and

I ain’t gonna read your ping no matter how many times you ping.

ü This category of IRRITANTS will see your pings/chats and would Never-EVER respond to it. After every ping you find 

                        " SEEN Monday 12:57 p.m.”

This conversation is like you standing in front of a person who is although listening to what you gotta say but no matter how hard you try, they will always remain SUPER-DUMB.

n Now this group should be classified as Amazing ASS****s. they respond to your ping, reply back with a thumbs up, but in actuality they don’t give your page a THUMBS UP. It seems like their JAI-e-DAAD(property)will be Looted if they gave your page a thumbs up. So, they sham a promise to you like a CASANOVA being asked for COMMITMENT by a GIRL.

n Not the last  group though, yet seems like the only permutation combination left for the categories, this class of creatures, do see your ping, give your page a thumbs up, and then you never see them again. NEVER. No complaints from these individuals but it would have been NICE in case they gave a READ TO MY PAGE.

n  However, there is a PIGGY peg also, in case you didn’t notice. Such people will definitely reply you back but MAMA MIA, they will pour like acid rain on your chat box. They will tell you that they don’t like such pages and hence will not give them a THUMBS UP. I get your honest approach dudes and babes, but did I forget to tell you about how your snout looks. Let me show you a giant mirror.

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!

SHUT UP!!

 I find absolutely no pleasure in telling somebody how ugly they look but when there is mudslinging on the loose 

then I don’t mind getting 

dirty. If you don’t like such pages then just use a PLUCK CARD on your mouth fixed with fevicol, that says, “I WILL REMAIN SHUT”

This is just a very short introduction to the crowd that prevails on Facebook these days. And will surely touch upon more in near future MY Dear DIARY, but I have to, HAVE , HAVE TO tell you about what happened when my brain manufactured a solid idea for my page promotion.

THOUGHT BULB... :)

I happen to bulb the thought that I can put a small promotional ad kinda thing on the wall of people whom I know well. So that when anybody lands on their timeline they could out of curiosity visit my page and like and read it. And with this plan churning up my cerebrum, I pinged my senior of 14 years now, to ask him for a favour. I requested him to invite his friends to like my page, which as I already knew is quite a task, and there is 100% possibility that people are going to shy away from doing so unless they had some really solid incentive going on. So, I asked my senior if I could write a small promotional ad on his timeline.

SOUR SURPRISE

BAD SURPRISE

And to my biggest most sordid surprise, my senior never said yes, that I could write it. He plainly said, ya! Ya! I will invite them. And irrespective of the fact that I kept on asking him again and again, that too……very clearly he acted as if he just got retarded by the PING HIT. You know what Diary, I later on played the entire thing in my head again, and asked myself if FACEBOOK had started charging any exorbitant fee if they found somebody writing on another person’s wall.

And the answer was A BIG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

v      What if I had posted my ad without asking him? Atleast some people would have seen it, even in case he might have deleted that later on?

v      The ad had no porn, no abusive language, absolutely nothing of that sorts that could be damaging in terms of the reputation of my senior. This thing goes apt for him, “UNKO MAUT AA RAHE THEE”(He was acting as if he is going to die, if I post my ad on his timeline.)

v      I tried asking the same thing from a person I have known although for not that long a time, and he said NO, ACHHA NAHI LAGTA YA…..I so much wanted to ask him, my writing on your timeline or you not able to comprehend what I would write or you feeling inferior that your timeline has something written on it which is way beyond your “AUKAAT to understand”.

Seriously I need an answer from all these IDIOTS as to what BOMB will go off or Which Police is going to arrest them if I had a SMALL PROMOTIONAL NOTE written on their wall? Atleast my mind almost goes into a COMA when I start thinking about these Dipsticks and their arsehole mentalities.

THE SO CALLED KNOWN aka UNKNOWN ASSHOLES

Among all this bitter idiocy of the KNOWN PEOPLE, in HIGH AIR QUOTES, YES! KNOWN PEOPLE, there were those whom in a million ages I have never ever chatted, didn’t know a dime about them, and these people gladly, politely and just like a bolt from the blue they said that, I could go ahead and put up a request to like my page on their timelines. This gesture felt like HEAVENS, like somebody just poured HONEY DEW in my ears.

PERFECT STRANGERS

I am extremely thankful to all those people who even without knowing an iota about me, who had nothing to do with my page and never even Outta courtesy on HOLI, DIWALI or NEW YEARS and not even on their birthdays had ever greeted them. Which is why these people mean a lot to me, are in a way MORE special that MY SO CALLED KNOWN PEOPLE, in whom I have invested years and emotions and priceless time of mine.

  My question to all my readers is, do you like me also feel the same? Ask yourself the difference of you knowing somebody for ages and then they act out like they never knew you. If that remains the scenario then will people in near future think of building relationships with people which is the very foundation of this entire COSMOS???????????????????????

Try answering it.