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Revlon Superlustrous Lipsticks Review

Revlon Superlustrous Lipsticks Review 

13 Revlon superlustrous Lipsticks

One is Missing from here which I have added in the swatches later

Short N Sweet, such will be the product review, only necessary details and NO BLABBER!

Different Finishes in Revlon Superlustrous Lipsticks

n Crème

n Shine

n Frost

n Matte

In India you will find Crème and Shine varieties. Frost and especially Matte are either double or triple the price or not available at all.  

I will be reviewing Crème and Shine finish and have a total of about 13 lippies.

Quantity:- 4.2 gms

Price:- 550Rs. (May have increased now)

Expiry:- about 2 years(Make sure you buy new stock or else    you will have less time to consume all)

Texture:- Smooth, Creamy, Prone to melt, doesn’t cause dry lips at all.

Smell:- No apparent smell at all. A plus for all those who have a sensitive nose.

Below are pictures of lipsticks and their swatches on my hand. Before I leave you with beautiful swatches and lipsticks let me tell you that by far these are the best buys. In India they are sold at 550Rs. However it was heartbreaking to know that abroad they are sold for 5$ or even at 2$ on sale and clearance which makes them a budget buy. But not in India. Had the prices been the same here also I would have had all the 84 beautiful shades that Revlon has to offer in this line.

1. Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick - Fuchsia Shock

-- No.815, in Shine finish.

-- Beautiful magenta Pink color, sheer (not very sheer though)

-- Pigmented lips need a layer of foundation or concealer underneath for the color to bloom in all its glory.

-- However, you use it as a natural pink shade without any hassle too.

Revlon superlustrous Lipstick - Fuchsia Shock

2.  Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick –Chocolate Velvet

-- No.302, in Crème finish.

-- Yummy as a Chocolate, the color is truly chocolatey.

-- Nicely Pigmented, not sheer at all

Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick –Chocolate Velvet

3. Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick - Kiss me Coral

-- No.750, in Crème finish.

-- Exactly like the color of Hanumanji’s Idol in Indian Temples

-- Had it been Neon it would have resembled our national                              flag's saffron color.

-- Having said that it is still a sweet color to go with western                     attires  in geometric prints.

Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick –Kiss Me Coral

4. Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick –Coffee Break

-- No.303, in Crème finish.

-- A tad bit lighter than Chocolate velvet.

-- Daily wear nude, amazing shade.

Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick –Coffee Break

5. Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick –Terra Copper

-- No.845, in Shine finish.

-- Glossy, sheer version of Chocolate Velvet

Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick –Terra Copper

6. Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick –Pink Sizzle

-- No.810, in Shine finish.

-- Natural Pink, but can look like a lip balm on pigmented lips.

Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick –Pink Sizzle

7. Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick- Cocoa Sheer

-- No.180, in Crème finish.

-- Exact replica of Cocoa color, but there isn’t anything sheer about      it. It’s a full-on gorgeous cocoa deliciousness on your lips.

Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick- Cocoa Sheer

Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick- Cocoa Sheer

8. Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick- Berry Couture

-- No.835, in Shine finish.

-- Pretty mauve shade for everyday wear, can work as a nude for        women  with lips with mauve undertones.

Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick-Berry Couture

9. Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick- Berry Rich

-- No.510, in Crème finish.

-- Now this shade is exactly what you see, dark pink cooltoned and highly         pigmented.

-- I got this shade because while I was seeing swatches and pictures on          other blog someone had posted a swatch for this lipstick which was did        not match AT ALL when my lipstick arrived.

-- Quite disappointed when I opened the packaging but when I applied it, it         gave my complexion not only a boost but it looked great on. BTW I am             fair, and ladies of all complexions can work this out. Especially if you are       fair to medium this lipstick shade brightens your face instantly. So, I like       it.

-- I am also inserting the picture of THAT SWATCH BECAUSE OF WHICH I              BOUGHT IT, AND THIS SWATCH IS HIGHLY MISLEADING GURLS. 

Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick-Berry Rich

Wrong Swatch of Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick-Berry Rich

Dolls you can see the difference between the actual Berry Rich color and the wrong swatch that was up there on a blog claiming this shade to be berry Rich. So, better check thoroughly if you don’t like lipstick shade surprises

10. Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick- Mad About Mauve

-- No.304, in Crème finish.

--This stunning natural mauve shade is HIGHLY HIGHLY   RECOMMENDED.

-- I have loved this beauty from day one, NOT BE MISSED AT ALL.

Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick-Mad About Mauve

11. Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick- Sassy Mauve

-- No.307, in Crème finish.

-- It is like a younger sister of Mad About Mauve, equally attractive.

Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick-Sassy Mauve


 

Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick-Sassy Mauve

12. Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick- Rich Girl Red

-- No.830, in Shine finish.

     --Lovely Glossy, but sheer red color when you don’t want to go all            out RED!! 

Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick-Rich Girl Red

Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick-Rich Girl Red

 13. Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick-First Love

-- No.156, in Crème finish.

-- May or may not be someone’s first love, because its shade is like      a highlighting concealer fair skinned women use.

-- Working this individually can be tough for ladies with a deeper            color, BUT THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS LIPSTICK SHADE IS THAT          YOU CAN USE THIS OVER “IN YOUR FACE LIPSTICKS COLORS” i.e.        very bold and bright colors can be lightened with a swipe of                  FIRST LOVE.

-- I wear it on its own and it works for me, gives me a nude lip                which itself looks gorgeous. 

Revlon Superlustrous Lipstick-First Love

Streetwear Ultra Moist Lipsticks Review NEXT………………….Dont MISS IT DARLINGS…………. J

From My Dear Diary, (Season 1)

From My Dear Diary, (Season 1)

 EPISODE 1 "The LIKING REALITY"

Dear Diary,

I am launching this avant-garde blog slice that shoots straight out of my Dear Diary!!

It’s not fancy,

It’s not manipulative,

It’s not scripted,

It’s not fiction, neither

It is a figment of my imagination.

It is what it is. What happened and what is happening,

The Bitter Truths,

The Sweet Confessions,

The Ugly Reality,

The Beautiful Gestures,

The Lost Soul,

The Recouped Memory,

This diary scoop is my own, what I see around and feel. This byte from my “dear diary” is that fraction, which braved up to be READ by YOU.

My Diary Scoop

6^th June 2015

Although I should have written about this long back when I started the promotion of my page but, more the days are going into it more I am getting surprises, shocks, amazements and disappointments’ from the populace known and unknown. I recently started my Facebook page that goes by the name CrazyDNA and that props up the readability and presence for my blog LionizedCOSMOS.

Absolutely excited and pumped about this venture I invited friends, I mean “Facebook friends” to like my page. (is that title friends alright?....we don’t even know each other, neither talk nor interested to talk….then why are they called friends? I am clueless, or if I may say it’s an easy escape….)

 Over 2800 people on my professional account list and about 350 people from my personal account, I invited them all. And lo & behold I received 5 likes to my page which stay put for more than 2 weeks, till I chose to take matter in my own hands. 5 likes, you kidding me, NO YOU ARE SHITTIN ME….

My existence resides on a planet of ironies and the biggest being the number of people or if I say in Facebook language, “FRIENDS” saw me launching this forum for “Creativity that DESERVES THE SPOTLIGHT “and then not once supporting me in appending pitch to my voice. I feel hoodwinked. But I won’t lose hope.

Just like a bowl of cooked and seasoned mixed vegetables, that hits the many flavours and textures in your mouth. Taking this comparison ahead I would say my experience with those people who spend hours and days hitting the LIKE BUTTON ON FACEBOOK PURPOSELESSLY felt like a bowl of rotten mixed veg.

LIKE MY PAGE...

While many many many people didn’t bother to like my page or give it a visit, there were others who by all means got my attention on a totally wrong note. I thought of making it a little more fun to read because the essence of it is itself very disheartening which I didn’t want to take over me, the next time I give my diary a read.  I will chop them into categories of four:-

n I ain’t your Mama and

I ain’t gonna read your ping no matter how many times you ping.

ü This category of IRRITANTS will see your pings/chats and would Never-EVER respond to it. After every ping you find 

                        " SEEN Monday 12:57 p.m.”

This conversation is like you standing in front of a person who is although listening to what you gotta say but no matter how hard you try, they will always remain SUPER-DUMB.

n Now this group should be classified as Amazing ASS****s. they respond to your ping, reply back with a thumbs up, but in actuality they don’t give your page a THUMBS UP. It seems like their JAI-e-DAAD(property)will be Looted if they gave your page a thumbs up. So, they sham a promise to you like a CASANOVA being asked for COMMITMENT by a GIRL.

n Not the last  group though, yet seems like the only permutation combination left for the categories, this class of creatures, do see your ping, give your page a thumbs up, and then you never see them again. NEVER. No complaints from these individuals but it would have been NICE in case they gave a READ TO MY PAGE.

n  However, there is a PIGGY peg also, in case you didn’t notice. Such people will definitely reply you back but MAMA MIA, they will pour like acid rain on your chat box. They will tell you that they don’t like such pages and hence will not give them a THUMBS UP. I get your honest approach dudes and babes, but did I forget to tell you about how your snout looks. Let me show you a giant mirror.

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!

SHUT UP!!

 I find absolutely no pleasure in telling somebody how ugly they look but when there is mudslinging on the loose 

then I don’t mind getting 

dirty. If you don’t like such pages then just use a PLUCK CARD on your mouth fixed with fevicol, that says, “I WILL REMAIN SHUT”

This is just a very short introduction to the crowd that prevails on Facebook these days. And will surely touch upon more in near future MY Dear DIARY, but I have to, HAVE , HAVE TO tell you about what happened when my brain manufactured a solid idea for my page promotion.

THOUGHT BULB... :)

I happen to bulb the thought that I can put a small promotional ad kinda thing on the wall of people whom I know well. So that when anybody lands on their timeline they could out of curiosity visit my page and like and read it. And with this plan churning up my cerebrum, I pinged my senior of 14 years now, to ask him for a favour. I requested him to invite his friends to like my page, which as I already knew is quite a task, and there is 100% possibility that people are going to shy away from doing so unless they had some really solid incentive going on. So, I asked my senior if I could write a small promotional ad on his timeline.

SOUR SURPRISE

BAD SURPRISE

And to my biggest most sordid surprise, my senior never said yes, that I could write it. He plainly said, ya! Ya! I will invite them. And irrespective of the fact that I kept on asking him again and again, that too……very clearly he acted as if he just got retarded by the PING HIT. You know what Diary, I later on played the entire thing in my head again, and asked myself if FACEBOOK had started charging any exorbitant fee if they found somebody writing on another person’s wall.

And the answer was A BIG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

v      What if I had posted my ad without asking him? Atleast some people would have seen it, even in case he might have deleted that later on?

v      The ad had no porn, no abusive language, absolutely nothing of that sorts that could be damaging in terms of the reputation of my senior. This thing goes apt for him, “UNKO MAUT AA RAHE THEE”(He was acting as if he is going to die, if I post my ad on his timeline.)

v      I tried asking the same thing from a person I have known although for not that long a time, and he said NO, ACHHA NAHI LAGTA YA…..I so much wanted to ask him, my writing on your timeline or you not able to comprehend what I would write or you feeling inferior that your timeline has something written on it which is way beyond your “AUKAAT to understand”.

Seriously I need an answer from all these IDIOTS as to what BOMB will go off or Which Police is going to arrest them if I had a SMALL PROMOTIONAL NOTE written on their wall? Atleast my mind almost goes into a COMA when I start thinking about these Dipsticks and their arsehole mentalities.

THE SO CALLED KNOWN aka UNKNOWN ASSHOLES

Among all this bitter idiocy of the KNOWN PEOPLE, in HIGH AIR QUOTES, YES! KNOWN PEOPLE, there were those whom in a million ages I have never ever chatted, didn’t know a dime about them, and these people gladly, politely and just like a bolt from the blue they said that, I could go ahead and put up a request to like my page on their timelines. This gesture felt like HEAVENS, like somebody just poured HONEY DEW in my ears.

PERFECT STRANGERS

I am extremely thankful to all those people who even without knowing an iota about me, who had nothing to do with my page and never even Outta courtesy on HOLI, DIWALI or NEW YEARS and not even on their birthdays had ever greeted them. Which is why these people mean a lot to me, are in a way MORE special that MY SO CALLED KNOWN PEOPLE, in whom I have invested years and emotions and priceless time of mine.

  My question to all my readers is, do you like me also feel the same? Ask yourself the difference of you knowing somebody for ages and then they act out like they never knew you. If that remains the scenario then will people in near future think of building relationships with people which is the very foundation of this entire COSMOS???????????????????????

Try answering it.

The Critical Eye (Season 1) Episode 5 The Arithmetic Of E-Pyaar

The Critical Eye (Season 1)

The Critical Eye(Season 1)

Episode 5

The Arithmetic Of E-Pyaar

E-Pyaar

As children and very much at school most of us had true hatred for arithmetic popularly known as THE DANGEROUSLY DIFFICULT subject or in other words “mathematics”. But as we grew and our sapling minds developed into strong trees, we decided to change the ever difficult subject into THE MOST ENTERTAINING EQUATION. 

E=MC2

Sometimes simple language like this can also feel like jargons. But the most amazing part is; gals’ n guyzzzz you just got an interpreter at your service, YES, a translator and that is me. :D

Somebody in the black and white era decided to avenge arithmetic and took a rebirth in the INTERNET era where everything is soooooooooo COLORFUL and flexible. Now this person, let’s call this creature “WRONGILAL(and if it happens to be a girl, then WRONGI-LALI, in villages people call their beloved daughters as “lali”)”. Anybody or everybody who is reading it at this moment must be wondering what kind of a name is it. Well sweets you will know that in just a little while.

      There is this proverb in Hindi that goes like this, “jeeb mai haddi nahi hote isiliye kaise bhi mud jati hai aur kuch bhi keh dete hai” which means, our tongue is boneless which makes it very flexible and also because of its supple nature, sometimes it speaks just about anything, ANYTHING!!  Internet as I see, looks like a spineless structure to me. Spineless instead of boneless because of the fact it writes about just anything, absolutely anything without meaning even an iota out of it. Now, computers and technology is just GARB without the understanding that we, as human beings proffer it with. The virtual world has not only given access to the infinite world out there but also the entry to the boundless emotional and mental periphery of “US”.

E-E-Frauds

This space in yesteryears was a no entry zone, no trespassers’ allowed and totally private. Just like the frauds and scams that we hear about on the internet that cause a lot of monetary damage, there are emotional frauds too that are cancerously growing here. But unfortunately there is no cyber crime law or punishment for these emotional but highly traumatic and excessively damaging E-E-FRAUDS. E-E-Frauds here totally refer to electronically transmitted emotional frauds.

   The essence of E-PYARR or electronic love originates from owning an internet connection, the faster; the better, the cheaper; the merrier, and if its PADOSIzz Phokat ka internet wi-fi then it is ai—LA MAST, :D

E-Laila-MAjnuzz

For ease let’s divide these E-Laila Majunz in 3 categories. One, who are single and who are ready to do ALL BAWAL while they mingle. Second, the married species, who will do all the BAWAL at others’ cost in order to just mingle. And the third ones are the total imposters who want the BAWAL but the mingling idea itself gets them into SUPER-BAWAL.

Note:- BAWAL although means MESS, but here it also denotes the MAZA or fun.

I will fish the first type for my fanatical readers. The single ones are the most daring ones although exceptions of sick perverts, cowards, assholes, retards and heinous monsters exist in every category. Although the risk of getting caught and being grounded at home is high but they still love to play. Commitments are high and the feelings are raw, yet there is nothing called love which they claim about. Puppy Fun is what they assert to have. They write about anything when they chat and don’t mean a word out of it. Just like in exams, when students who don’t read anything write so much and mean nothing because they KNOW NOTHING.

Puppy Fun

Internet and especially chat messengers’ have given power in the hands of those who love to abuse it. When both parties to this FANCY NONSENSE intend the same i.e. do not intend anything then it all seems fun and frolic. No one gets hurt and no one holds grudges, because my darlings, no one cares to remember. J PEACE  OUT!!

U and Me

But once when this Jumping Jackson age ends and the serious business begins, it draws with it greater Pleasure, intense WILDNESS, colossal RISK and an AVALANCHE OF EMOTIONAL HURT. Yes, here begins the second stage or second category of E-PYAARaaz n E-PYAARaeez. I don’t want to sound gender biased, however the proportion of men with their hands and heads dirty in extra-marital affairs(I mean, E-Marital Affairs here) is far more than women. Although it is such a lovely improvement that women are trailing along well too. Hmm-Hmm….!!

Xtra-Love

Earlier XTRA-love for the XTRA man or woman in your life could be felt in flesh and was mostly limited to one. Well, mostly although I don’t want to reveal the actual number though. :P

But just like E-Shopping where you can keep appending ITEMS ;) to your cart, whether or not you want to buy them or have the AUKAAT to buy them..:D you can still sway in the satisfaction of atleast having THEM IN YOUR CART. Such is the story of E-PYAAR after the WIFE/HUBBY PYAAR.

The latest thing trending on the internet is ofcourse hashtag idiocy, where people put up their retarded picture that looks like this…

#Goa#fun#babes#;)#drunk

#mummy#chori#caught#danda#Pitae A LOT

(NOTE:- You can sing this lyrics by saying hashtag before each word, and believe me you will love it.)

Shopping Bunnies-Ah-ah!!

But after that hashtag madness it’s the “I HAVE A HOUSE OF BUNNIES”, Do you? For those who can’t get the bunnies thing, let me remind you of HUGH HEFNER, the Playboy fame, although now can barely hold his bones in place. J The WRONGILAAL and the WRONGILAALIzz find these chat messengers’ which play a crucial or if I say a very critical role in the building/breaking of their sand castle affairs which play HOLLOW MAN alias MR.INDIA alias INVISIBLE to the real world. Mostly men (however I mentioned earlier that women are quite competitive too, in this field also..ah-ha!!) sniff for alike. Now alike means, new flesh, new adventure, new kick and definitely not married like them. The younger the better(OH YEAH!!), the kinkier the more pleasing(OH-OH -YEAH!!!). This virtual world which most of them want to drag out into the real world is made up of FUN AT OTHERS COST, DECEIT, and PEVERTISM. But elements of COMMITMENT, PROMISE, LOVE don’t exist, not even for dinosaurs sake.

I need Ma ONLINE gf...

Their libido drive decides their hi’s and hello’s to their virtual mates. The greater the drive, the more SO CALLED LOVE they will be in, the lesser the drive, MORE BUSY they will be FOR their mates. The one they hunt on nets, are not even treated as people, they are like commodities in USE/VACANT. Should be available for these WRONGILALz at their command. And yes, these sick DI**s want girls from respectable strata of the society and are ready to spend MONEY on them and equally READY to fuck their emotions but consider it against their male ego to bed a whore. I really don’t understand this equation at all,(seems like E= MC2 hehehehhe!!) when WRONGILAL is ready to expend money then why not the one who’s occupation is that, why the one who gets hurt in the end? These BAS****s take away a rightful employment opportunity from the WH***s also. Now you know why I call them Bloody Baskets.. ;)

WRONGILAL is derived from wrong, and no way makes him RIGHT! Yet, those men who sneak out of their marriage for cheap thrills and adventure and seek total strangers, are better than those Assholes who rope in their friends or acquaintances into this deep shit. Yes honey’s, you heard me right. Men of this category are the most hazardous, most detrimental to emotion, heart and feelings. Obviously of others. They lunge at the opposite sex of the KNOWN KIND. Strangers don’t turn them on. But acquaintances, friends DO and are their desirable slot. They give their DOSTI ka WASTA or YOU KNOW ME NAH! Ka WASTA or they try to lure in by suddenly declaring their LOVE for you out of the blue. It all seems like you getting a HEAT STROKE IN ANTARTICA, yes as if summers just decided to BLOOM WILD with the polar bear.

Shocking Revelation

The “SHE” gets a shock, not a surprise, um-HMM…nope! Not a surprise at all. These heinous monsters are all geared up to knock your soft and tender feelings to the centre of the earth without having the tiniest GUILT. These SICK PEVERTS’ ………..so called LOVE works a LOT. Did you all get my point? NO? ok, let me try it a different way. We all work through weekdays and holiday on weekends, Right? Similarly these WRONGILaals’ “Pyaar” works only on weekdays, and takes holiday on weekends to relax. 

E-LOve on Weekdays Only...!!!

In even more uncomplicated words, these men will be drowned in your love ONLY & ONLY ON WEEKDAYS, when they are away from their spouses, that’s the only time they will shower love on you. On weekends they become FAMILY MEN ( a.k.a. Family SHITPOTS, if you ask me)who have family or say WIFE to attend to. Your value is ZERO on Saturday and Sunday and their love interests are shown NO INTERST on holidays at all. In fact I feel do they even remember “THE HER” when they are offline? NOPE Babes, nah not at all because that is against COMPANY RULES, as governed by TwistedPeverts Company ACT 1956.  J

Their logics for not remembering THE SHE, or apologizing in case they did something wrong, (obviously their DNA IS WRONG) etc etc can outshine even

The smartest GOD

In this COSMOS!! ….good rhyming J

They can forget THE SHE in a split second, act like an AMNESIA patient in front of their wives if THEY HAPPEN TO MEET HER and ACT totally DUMB if THE SHE approaches him. Here is an excerpt from one such “Ah-Haa Conversation”….go ahead….roll your eyeballs and get your ribs tickling…(All of you.. J)

WRONGILAAL: OH! Wow baby look on the right it’s so beautiful(because on the left is THE SHE)

WIFE: Where? I can’t see a thing.

WRONGILAAL: There baby, there, try to see what is NOT THERE….hehehehhe… J

THE SHE: HI! Wrongilaal…how you doing?

 WRONGILAAL: DUMB like the DUMBEST, with an idiotic look on his face, but INSIDE is soooooooooo Fearful, (OH! My God, go away , go away she’s my wife, go away you, TO THE SHE)

WIFE: Steaming like a HOT KETTLE…………… :x

THE SHE: (Finally hearing the wrongilaalz inner nonsense) LEAVES………..

WRONGILAAL: Still looking like an asylum patient recently released, with a static idiotic look, WHO was she baby? Do you know her? I mean why was she saying Hi? I thought she was your FRiend……

Well, this is just a citation from what a conversation would be like when Mr. Wrongilaal’s “wrong” jumps out of the internet and decides to say a HI!...in the real real world. The reaction can be from mellow to FIRE depending on the type of female he befriended. The most amazing aspect of Mr. Wrongilaal is, there is one thing that he PROMISES to THE SHE. Guess what it is? Darling, I assure you nothing leaves this mail box or chat box and everything will be in utmost SECRECY…Shhhhhhh!!!! And believe me, this is one PROMISE  they deliver or hold on to if you decide TO SCREW YOURSELF FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES……..Ta-daaaahhhhh..!!!!

DRumRolls for these

ASSHOLES…..          GOOD RHYMING AGAIN… J

Wrongilal Ka Gana

“ Jo NONSENSE  Kiya Woh Nibhaana Padega(2)

 Roke Jamaana Chaahe Roke Khudaayee, Tumako Sirf CHAT BOX ME HEee Aana Padega,

 BIWI se Frustrated Nigaaho Ne “Ping” Dee Hai,

 HIGH on Hormones Kee Aaho Ne Aawaaj Dee Hai,

 Jaane Bewakoof Jaane BeautiFOOOL Chhodo Tarsaana

 Tumako Mere PING PE Aana Padega……

Jo NONSENSE Kiya Woh Nibhaana Padega(2)

This can be a super-duper-HEAR if you sing the new lyrics while you hear the old song…..it’s going be outrageous. Try it..here’s the link to this old old song from Taj mahal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO_DN3Q4mfA

Total Vada 4m THE SHE wid a NO-VADA by THE HE...

The story of this category of Wrongilaalz will continue till infinity till the good populace keeps getting trapped. Apart from the humour, we as rationale people have to ponder if we want to be “CHU****-fieD, or HUMOUR-Dified” in real terms or not.

The last and the most light hearted type is the “KARISHMA KUDRAT KA” category. Why it is called the miracle of nature because this place is ruled by imposters, phoneys’ and creatures mutated with MASQUERADE VIRUS. Yeah my cutiezzz, here’s the ding-a-ling find for you all to laugh riot at.

CHAT BOX                                          aka                                                          DREAM BOX

                                                   VERSION 1  

BOY(So-called)          :	Hi!
GIRL(So-called)          :	ASL?
BOY(So-called)           :	Hi! Babes this is Monty from Shanty LAND.. Im 23 n totally FREE… wanna CHAT my  PrettyCat…….   Huh, huh?.. ;)
GIRL(So-called)          :	23..so young..oh! my LUNG..
BOY(So-called)          :	How old are you?
GIRL(So-called)          :	21
BOY(So-called)          :	Twenty one?....You are my Only One………J

surprise....surprise....!

CHAT BOX                                          aka                                                          DREAM BOX

                                                   VERSION 2(REAL ONE)

BOY(So-called)          :	Hi! (asl MAT POOCHNA PLZ, JHOOT BOLNA PADEGA :/)
GIRL(So-called)          :	ASL? (Asli Age he batana ChirKUT)
BOY(So-called)           :	Hi! Babes this is Monty from Shanty LAND.. Im 23 n totally FREE…(Retirement ke baad insaan free he hota hai JANU.. ;)) wanna CHAT my  PrettyCat…….   Huh, huh?.. ;)    (KAR LO PLZ WARNA ES BUDHAPPE ME KOI AUR MILEGA NAHI PLZZZ..)
GIRL(So-called)          :	23..so young..oh! my LUNG..(accha hua lung ke kharab hone se phele tum mil gae monty…Khoo-Khoo-Khoo @59)
BOY(So-called)          :	How old are you?(BE young nah plz plz…I like yOUNG..;))
GIRL(So-called)          :	21(kya karu baby thoda jhoot bolna padtha hai..samjho ;) jana mat tumhe mere sadde LUNG KE KASAM…muah..!!)
BOY(So-called)          :	Twenty one?....You are my Only One………J(Aur koi hai bhi nahi)

 This kind of situation can be grave and absolutely funny at the same time. What if the oldies above wanted to rendezvous in real and found out on their first date what actually they have roped themselves in for?.. I will die laughing when the bubble of their imagination is pinned by them only. Ehehhehehehe…. J but what if any one of them is not lying and either the man or the owman in the chat is speaking the truth? Then loads of abuses, loads of curses unless in the rarest of the rare possibilities they decided to mingle irrespective of the falsifications they made.

Did they?

Not a fairy Tale any More!

MIND YOU…..FAIRY TALES are fairy tales, meant for bed time relaxation and sleep. When you awaken your eyes to the nasty real world the glitter fades away, the rosy smell sublimes away and FAIRY or FAIRA(male fairy, in direct hindi translation my BOUayzz!!)  flies away to the LAla LAla land from where it arrived only for you. :P

Aftermaths....

The humour in this jungle gym of words is what makes it’s a light hearted READ. But Sweets n Sugar, how do you imagine all this when it really happens on a sombre note and leaves catastrophic aftermaths. Which is why they are called the E-E-Frauds. Either get all Geared Up to Fight this SHIT, or get ready to be bazooka-ed by the WRONGILAALz n WRONGILALLIzzz. Until then stay happy and healthy….and I’l see you all soon in the next episode of THE CRITICAL EYE(Season 1) where there’s yet another dissection LINED UP….. J