Thursday, January 8, 2015

The Critical Eye (Season 1) Episode 2 The Stupid Takes Over Youtube


The Critical Eye


The Critical Eye (Season 1)


Episode 2


The Stupid Takes Over Youtube

You call them copycats, you call them imitators, you call them impersonators or call them emulators or even facsimile, mind you, your vocabs can end but not these duplicates that are moving in herds on YouTube.

Youtube Community

 


 The largest video sharing community, that elevates your knowledge and if you follow the good, escalates your skills too, but what if you are flocking with the easy and not so breezy groups.  The makeup and beauty community on YouTube that claims to specialize on product reviews, makeup looks and hauls are actually the ones that are simply swarming the YouTube without appending any real value to its audiences. Some popular although useless scenarios that are prevalent on YouTube these days can be broken into different categories.

 

The Haul Herd

A total brainless show-off, of what you are buying be it

*                       Clothes,

*                       Makeup,

*                       Footwear,

*                       Jewelry,

*                       Sundry items.

 

Except for the people who really pass on important information when it comes to buying from certain online sellers or a product that is actually worth buying or needs attention,

 

The remaining or infact majority of these haul videos seem useless or rather a vulgar display of wealth. I was watching one such video thinking it might help me know the services of a particular online seller from which this girl had purchased. But to my disappointment all I could hear was cacophonies of the lace being on the collar, the slit being on the left side, the buttons on the front and Dress being Black…(Are we Blind? Go Get a life Girl) & Blah! Blah! Blah!


Clothing Haul
Hell Hauls




 

There was everything except any meaningful information on the seller. We do see the dress is black, and we certainly see the collar, wakeup dumbo, it is a video and not a radio that you are detailing out on things we are actually seeing. These videos only add on the number and not WORTH!! I find lookbooks to be way better than the stupid hauls where atleast the maker utilizes some brain by not detailing out the unnecessary details of their haul. Horrendous use of valuable digital space……….YouTube should ban such videos for sure.

 

Product Reviews

Another category that congregates with these rubbish people on YouTube, is the Product Review one. Although I would not be that harsh on this group because there are some intelligent people too who are a part of it, which gives me a breathing relief. Good reviews on products that are costly or ambiguous bring in a thumbs up for those people.


Product Reviews
Product Assessment





 

HOWEVER THE PROPORTION OF USEFUL TO USELESS IS STILL HIGH.

 

With a motive of only adding number to their uploaded videos some blockheads rope in products like daily use shampoo that have been for ages in the market or things widely known as toothpicks. Don’t we know what is a toothpick or an ear bud, like seriously. And then you have juggheads telling us what a toothpick is and how it is used. Amazing!!

 

 

 

Makeup Looks

 

This is the most interesting class of YouTubers who keep sliding in makeup videos, name them as Christmas Look, and New year’s look without actually looking a point different. Ditto looks, sometimes identical lipsticks also and still they call, it a smashing new look. The viewers can be fooled once or twice but not all the time. Helpful makeup videos and tutorials that seriously make the populace MAKEUP LITERATE are more than welcome because they are helping that stratum of the society that can’t afford high-end makeup artists but still are keen on learning the tricks.


Romantic Makeup Tutorial
Everyday Makeup Tutorial


 

Any video that adds and increases the skill, knowledge and learning of the viewer gets a thumbs up from me but idiotic videos added only to pull on the numbers of videos one has, is absolutely ridiculous and cluttering.

 

Vlogs

 

VLogs
Latest to join the brigade are the Vlogs. They are indeed hopeless and pathetic. The reason why I have such a strong opinion about them is the fact, that Vlogs were first filmed to share with people the scenic places and arts etc that everybody couldn’t reach out to. But as time progressed people took the liberty of filming their restaurant visits, or market visits where they Vloged as to what they shopping, how they are shopping, what they are cooking for dinner, ask their dog to say hi! YouTube, what they have ordered in a restaurant and tell others as to how yum that is. Bull***t. like seriously people?.....if those are the kinds of Vlogs you make please keep them to yourself.


SelfiesDumb Girls



 

No one is really interested in knowing what you shop, what you ate, how you popped, how you are farting…………..for heaven’s sake….just get your ass outta this YouTube world.

If you travel the world, Vlog the places, the picturesque you come across, things that are astounding and never see before, share them with the world. There are a lot of people out there who cannot afford to travel like you do, or who cannot because of their ill health, give those people awe!! Moments that will make your Vlogging really worthwhile.

 

 

Rescue Yourself

 

If one girl says “like so” the others will keep repeating it like mentals in their videos for hours whether that makes any sense or not. If one will call a color pink-ISH then all other fools will have everything ending with “ISH” no matter even if it like I am feeling Poop-ISH. DUMHEADs…….certain gestures and sudden singing in between the videos is a retarded trend that has plagued the You tubers.

Making a video interesting is one thing but mimicking one style for all and overacting in every video is another. But the worst that comes from these videos is the fact that there are some retards’ out there who not only like those videos but also spill out compliments for such foolish activities. It is this mutual thoughtless and imprudent behaviour that leads to muddling of “WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER YOUTUBE” into a stinking place.

 

 
Youtuber
Choose Your YouTuber Wisely!!!

 

 

 

 

  Episode 3

Excerpts- Don’t forget to tune in with the coming episode of THE CRITICAL EYE that tickles the psychology of FACEBOOK PICTURES.



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